Stuff your eyes with wonder, live as if you'd drop dead in ten seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream made or paid for in factories."
-Ray Bradbury
I’m thinking that it might actually be possible for things to work out sometimes. Definitely not everything and maybe not the way you imagined. But sometimes, when you least expected it, life surprises you.
- Susane Colasanti (via psych-facts)

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Love makes you foolish. It makes you throw every bit of logic away, do stupid things, dangerous things.
-Melissa Marr, Radiant Shadows (via slacked)

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i will never spend another cent on cheese balls ever in my entire life ever. ive been eating this goddam jar of cheese balls every day for 2 weeks and they are not even half gone. i want to stop eating them but i cannot because they are there, taunting me with their uneaten presence. i never want to own another cheese ball in my entire life. i feel disgusting. fuck. fuck me

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my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

 laughed for a solid five minutes

behaviorism gone wrong

Pavlov is laughing in his grave

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